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Real-life nightmares

Woke up from a totally awful dream in which I was a lesbian hooker chasing around the Wolf form of Link (Zelda Game). Then I became the wolf and was desperately trying to find shiny spots in the ground to dig up and use in order to defeat the Big Bad T-Rex that was suddenly in my dream as well.

I never invite these people, I swear.
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A typical morning on Misty’s Planet

Woke up this morning to a lump of fur on my chest and a paw on my nose. Belted out an explicative and committed an act of animal cruelty. Kicked husband’s left thigh while committing said act, and slid onto the ground.

Day commences.
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